quotemadness:

Joy does not simply happen to us. We have to choose joy and keep choosing it every day.

Henry Drummond

peachykeendamsel:

Sundays are for slow passionate morning sex followed by a charming brunch date filled with laughter.

grippiersockgangggg-deactivated:

I was not made for….*gestures broadly at the world*

enki2:

theriverbeyond:

i must not get takeout. takeout is the wallet-killer. takeout is the little-death that brings total obliteration. i will face the kitchen, fridge, and pantry. i will make choices about what to cook and then execute them. when hunger is gone there will be nothing. only i will remain.

catchymemes:

tear-dropp:

I wish we’d talk like we used to

sexy-necromancing-bird:

xemeterydr:

sexy-necromancing-bird:

xemeterydr:

sexy-necromancing-bird:

Bein’ a vampire is actually way less sexy when you consider you must now live a life without garlic knots

I’m lactose intolerant but I still eat ice cream. I’m no pussy and neither are vampires

your so smart

Dude that was over 2 ½ years ago why are you just now responding

Are you mad at me

demoncvnt-deactivated20231012:

“sync your contacts” i’d rather be waterboarded to death actually tysm tho

im-prada–u-nada:

why is being alive so expensive. i’m not even having a good time

vanquishedvaliant:

dispatchesfromtheclasswar:

ALT

#I’d go as far as to say that some of your problems are actually because not ~enough~ someones are on welfare #because more societal assistance is very good for communities

no-pain:

tear-dropp:

I would cancel all my plans if you tell me you want to see me